Friday, May 28, 2010

Yesterday

"Oh, yesterday's over my shoulder
So I can't look back for too long
There's just too much to see waiting in front of me
And I know that I just can't go wrong."

- Jimmy Buffett, "Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes"

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Bieber Fever

"Jbiebs is god to those kids. Let's be honest. I even got bieber fever. Hahaha. I'm thinking of going to the doctor to get it checked out. I keep whipping my bangs to the side and pulling up my pants and saying "dawg" and telling all the shawtys to 'holla atchya boiii.'"

- My Sister, in reference to Justin Bieber

People in Our Lives

"We all have people in our lives. Some of them are good. Some are bad. But they shape us."

- Derrick Morgan, Criminal Minds

Monday, May 17, 2010

Nothing to It

"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Wanna change the world? There's nothing to it..."

- Willy Wonka

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Take a Risk

"If you take a risk, two things will happen. People will laugh at you. Or you’ll be way ahead of everybody else."

- Steven Tyler

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Three Day Rule

"Jesus waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I DIED yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."

And he's not gonna come back on a SATURDAY. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, THREE. Plus it's SUNDAY, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is DEAD", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story."

- Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

You Deserve the Best

"You deserve the best in life
So if the time isn't right then move on
Second best is never enough
You'll do much better baby on your own."

- Madonna, "Express Yourself"